No, Cortana, I Don’t Want to Talk to You

Or any of your relatives, either

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Hello, Cortana. Not “hey.” Hello.

Since I fired up my new laptop, you’ve been begging me to speak to you, and I haven’t done so. Nor am I doing so now, since I’m writing. But, well . . . I have a confession to make.